Brainiacs presents a rinky dink telethon hoping to squeeze a few bucks from people who like to see people with brain injuries try to make trouble and humor on live television. WITHOUT BUBBLES.

A slice of Memorial Day parade in Denver is served with a healthy side of Elitch's roller coaster, mixed with Shakespeare tots singing serious songs, chased down by the Olsen Family 5 picking while the little one sings. Dessert is a sunny six minutes of miniature golf with the Hangout just last week.

In between we demonstrate how much my daughter does not behave when twinkies become a prop. Oh well, school's out for summer. What can I do?