Are you broke this summer and need a "staycation" idea? Well, we have one that is 65 miles from Denver in Fairplay, where the South Park museum collected authentic historic buildings from area ghost towns so your kids can run through them and actually benefit, from an educational standpoint. You don't need to tell them that.

We found a great place to shed your cityduds and create your new HIPPIE persona, which is important for fitting in up there in the mountains.

On our way to Pitkin, Colorado in Gunnison County, we go over Monarch Pass in a "windshield tour" type deal, and then share video of Wuanita Hot Springs very near Pitkin.

Wuanita Hot Springs, a historic site that is today an upscale dude ranch, has perhaps the cleanest facilities for the hot springs that we have experienced at a hot springs.

So here's authentic video of Paula clobbering Miranda with a noodle on the noodle.

ALSO, Dusty uses his power in the control room of Studio B to insert an Elvis impersonator from the MISS WHEELCHAIR COLORADO PAGEANT, Casey Hamill.